I’m vegetarian and this sounds like a drunk or high vegetarian feast

They both look like such fuckin dweebs

Can confirm. 38 years old still with crippling trust issues from this.

Holy shit I totally forgot about that! Definitely belongs here

Holy shit these are FIT BOIS. I’m used to Toronto racoons which are all THICCC AF.

Upvote for Flula

Holy shit that’s boomer humour as fuck.

Whoa hello similar postal code neighbor

FUCK touching base that one’s the worst.

I spend more time in meetings talking about the work I’m going to do, than doing the actual fucking work.

I can’t remember last time I heard someone use it in a normal conversation, but in the corporate world I find it gets incredibly overused.

Oh god I’ve heard that one many times before as well. It’s like adult baby talk

1. Alignment
2. Scalable
3. Circle back

If you use these regularly I KNOW the meeting you just booked me into should have been an email.

Cats love yoga mats. They assume you’ve put it on the floor so you can both stretch and lie down together.

This would be a great album cover

This is the answer. You can absolutely approach a woman if you are interested in her, just be respectful and polite about it. I’m a woman who has been both rudely approached and politely approached.

Scenario 1- bad experience: I was at a show seeing some metal bands I really liked. I was wearing a shirt with a local band that was big in the 80s 90s. The band is bit niche, not hugely known to the general public. So I’m minding my own business waiting to buy a drink, and this guy approaches me, points to my boobs and says “Do you even know who that band is?” I told him “yes, I’m a huge fan and have been listening to them for years.” That should have been the end of it, but then he tells me “oh I’m only asking since my niece has been wearing my old band shirts because they look cool”. Ok bud. There was no reason to tell me this. He was not approaching other men and asking them this same question. He was belittling me, in order to get me to talk to him. Which is a common tactic around men who don’t respect women as people (see Dennis Reynolds from it’s always sunny)

Scenario 2 - positive experience: Again, at a metal concert. I’m there with my husband and his bff. I was there to see the headliner, they were there to see the band before. My husband wasn’t feeling great all day, and his friend had to work early the next day, so they left and I stayed to watch the headlining band. I noticed this group of guys, especially one, sort of looking at me every once and a while, but I ignored it and watched the band. Once the show was over, I left and was waiting at the bus stop. The same group of guys approached me, and one that was looking at me during the show says “hi, my name is ____. I’m sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to introduce myself since I couldn’t help looking at you during the show. I don’t want to be a creep but I think you’re beautiful, would you like to grab a drink with me and my friends?” So I thanked him, and said I would have to pass, but hoped they all had a fun night". The they left, I got on the bus, felt safe and not bothered. This man complimented me in a respectful way and that was the end of it.

Hope that helps!

Fucking LOVED art attack. Also I wish the rumour that Banksy and Neil Buchanan were the same guy.

What the fuck is vibe coding… Whatever it is I hate it already.