ivanafterall ☑️

Is it the skin of other animals?

You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

God, they’re so beautiful.

And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”

“The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself,” wrote the philosopher Kant

That’s actually a slightly botched Jane Addams quote:

I once heard Father Huntington say that the essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of one’s self and I would like to add that to consider one’s self in any wise unlike the rank and file of human life is to walk straight toward the pit of self righteousness.

Source.

I was so excited until word four.

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

The other 30% was the Dreamcast.

Edit: Where can I get a TV exactly like that? I assume you had to hunt for years and/or restore?

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

AH. WAS. RUN. IN.

Here’s the e-mail they’re sending people. Chilling and infuriating.

“The papers here on her desk say she took Medical Sciences 1-3…M…S…Oh. My. God. HANDS UP! GET ON THE GROUND! GET YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND!”

Edit: Just realized the all-caps part could be a dance/pop anthem.

Well, not the women, obviously, because they’re already women.

I’ve hit some killer long-range underwear-into-the-basket shots with my toes that honestly should’ve been on Sportscenter.

You can see the structure pretty clearly toward the top. E.g. the guys holding onto the metal bar.

Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):

The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?

Okay, but hear me out.

If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.