“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

We can make it true. See how easy that is?

Aww shucks, we tried and that’s what matters!

Guess what won’t be approved?

I just put another company’s junk mail in their envelope and send it to them so they know how it feels.

Has he tried not being a Nazi?

What really evil stuff is he going to do while everyone is outraged over a hat?

I hated my hair but I sure do miss it.

Must be an HP printer

This must be the final solution to autism

Just trade it in…oooh wait, nevermind.

Coolant is covered for 2 years/34 miles, whichever comes first.

I work from home lol

I’m in year 17 of my 5 year starter home. I can’t afford to upgrade now. I’m gonna die in this house.