Get out. Your kind isn’t welcome here.

Look at this guy reading more than the headline. Let’s get 'im!

Thanks for replying

Do you think response time could also indicate that a user is a bot? I’ve had an interaction that I chalked up to someone using AI, but looking back now I’m questioning if there was much human involvement at all just due to how quickly the detailed replies were coming in…

Would you mind elaborating? I’m naive and don’t really know what to look for…

Ok that’d be hilarious too 🤣

Dude I’m clearly not serious with that comment and am just writing a sitcom in my head

Australian housing market is possibly even more fucked up than ours is FYI

I know the chances are very, very slim, but I’d love to see the people of Battle-River-Crowfoot vote ABC and make that little weiner lose again.

There are so many hilarious opportunities with this by-election.

-91 candidates run and he comes in 91st

-Trudeau also runs there and wins

-He runs, loses, and repeats the process until the Liberals have a majority

Not only is the food bad, expensive, and slow, but it’s also unhealthy. They fuck up orders constantly and the dining area in unpleasant to be in due to the incessant beeping. That business has literally no redeeming qualities.

There are dozens of us!

Yeah but does it smell like steak and seat 35?

Mine was suspended for bullying or some shit because I told Mrs Guyliner to get fucked when she was taking her little vacation to Greenland

Dear God, that’s horrifying!

Kraft Dinner with Dill

Something similar happened to my husband! Threw his back out by slipping and not falling on ice 😂

There’s travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you’re like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won’t cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven’t tried it myself.

More hotels need to have them 😫

TIL! Is there anything they can’t do?

Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.

I’m still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!

We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

I must admit we’re a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we’re away from home.