AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!

AI does, however, kill polar bears.

It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.

Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?

Yes but not that phone call.

Yeah. I’m just being a useless pedant in a shitpost because the author wrote / instead of +.

root canal/filling

I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.

Sounds like you need a poop knife.

Take a look at the Linuxserver Docker images. They curate a huge list of self hosted apps that is great to browse and look for ideas. You don’t need to run Docker and use their images - I’m just suggesting review their list of apps they support to get some ideas of what’s out there.

That Pi is too old to handle any media tasks (like running a Jellyfin server), but for any low intensity duties it’s still perfectly usable.

It’s just catholic canon for „snitches get stitches“.

If Trump keeps being antagonistic, Carney should start calling him Premier Trump.

I’m told we’re going to get so tired of all the winning.

Oh that’s just my dad. He’ll tell you when you should be wearing gloves or eye protection, and then exempt himself from that rule.

I paid over $400 to teach my staff self defense.

That doesn’t seem like nearly enough money to teach multiple people how to effectively defend themselves.

Hot dogs. Fuck those guys.

Dork detected.

Read the email again. The key word in their marketing slop is “alternatively”. You have a Plex Pass and are the server admin. Your users need to do nothing.

Unfortunately, that does mean I have to respond to messages from all my users asking what that email means and convince them they can just ignore it.

A second “nice” part of this change is that iOS users no longer have to buy the Plex app on the App Store to stream longer than a minute. The app is only like 5 bucks one time, but it was a barrier when trying to convince stubborn people to just fucking TRY my Plex server.

That was my first assumption but it’s seeming not to match with what happened.

No official statements yet, but eyewitnesses report an Asian male.

Moreover, the cops have only said they’ve had numerous interactions with that person in a “variety of situations” over a long period of time.

It does seem like the “solo lunatic” angle is correct from what’s available so far.

Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

“Extended lunch” didn’t attract any cameras so they had to workshop the name.

Double peen obviously.