And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a possessive youse.

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that. Maybe because, despite having a hard disk, it had DOS on its own ROM.

I still have my password to get to the last boss fight memorized. Fucking elemental heads flying around trying to knock me off a mountain. Sorry for spoilers.

If I saw two people order different sizes of pizzas, my mind wouldn’t be blown, and nobody would consider the situation unreasonable.

And it’s not even some crazy stretch to make the premises work. Like if it had said the pizzas are the same size, I’d have to try to come up with something ridiculous to meet the requirements of the question, and would probably just leave it blank. But people order different sized pizzas every day.

The “correct” answer contradicts the requirements set out in the question.

Am I autistic? Or do I just have basic reading comprehension?

If the “correct” answer is valid, so is “actually neither of these people exist”, because we clearly aren’t expected (or allowed!) to accept the premises for sake of argument.

Same, but if the MAGA fucks at my local bar demand one of the TVs show Trump’s shit, I’ll be just as loud about my new-found Catholicism for the TV right next to it with captions.

But when it says to stone gay dudes to death, you have to read it in cOnTeXt! And there’s a handful of fringe theologians who think they were actually just talking about gay pedo rapists!

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

I beat Wizards & Warriors II: Ironsword on the NES.

For the good of all of us. At least the cis white straight men.

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

Quail Man

OwO

You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.