The current pope understands more of cosinus than coitus.

The goal was clearly healthy offspring.

Edit: Ah, not his sisters.
I read a bit further: The marriage has a political background. Something about peace between the families.

No reason to be ashamed. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that’s a good thing. But it also means that you can never please everyone. You are happiest when you accept yourself as you are. And never compare you with Hollywood.
My text reads like fortune cookie advice, but it is meant honestly. Have a nice day.

Is it the jaw/chin? How about Kurt Russell, Bruce Campbell, Jay Leno, Wings Hauser, Richard Kiel or Robert Z’Dar?

Yes, that Oompa Loompa was nasty.

Das ist für den abgebildeten Herrn kein Problem, da er sich dann üblicherweise Kleidung von hilfsbereiten Mitmenschen ausleiht.

Was ist falsch an Testosteron-Pasta?

Just move your units in every direction to get rid of the fog.

Orangengeleeglibbergebäck

Yeah, that little shit. I’m still mad.

https://www.oglaf.com/herp (warning: NSFW comic)

Baikal for calendar, todo and contact syncing

Forgejo for version control

Silverbullet for markdown notes

FreshRSS for aggregated news

Linkding for bookmarks

If you’re the emperor, don’t let them ruin your groove.

Well, first:

then:

Uncle Bob’s rules are bulletproof

https://xkcd.com/285/