Does turning your head/body to face away from that car that refuses to move help much?
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Do you have math behind this posting? Or is your number randomly generated?
Please, more “sets the potato down” and “push a button” substitutions.
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must push a button on my temporary potato holder true. I must set the potato down straighter than my enemy who is trying to set a potato down on me. I must set the potato down on him before he sets a potato down on me. I will …
My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in setting potatoes down is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our button pushes, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the anywhere you want that counts. We will hit …
My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …
Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!
Relevant xkcd: Duty Calls
goldfndr@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Amazing photoshop work, just incredible (literally incredible)2·20 days agoSure, they could be Cannabis, Happy, Religious, and 4 features. Theyre a random CHR(4).
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I get strong ADHD energy from this signEnglish4·20 days agoCome with me, and you’ll see: a world of purely jubilation.
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭1·20 days agoThere’s more, especially with dishes and flatware.
- milk vs meat
- Sabbath vs the rest of the week
- Passover vs the rest of the year
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭1·20 days agoMight also avoid corn at the same time, if you’re not getting pasture-fed eggs.
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭1·20 days agoGiven how many homographs and other homonyms English has (and presumably other languages, I’ve definitely seen one Hebrew homograph when vowels are removed), it doesn’t sound like a complete stretch for this to be a similar homonym situation.
If you need to ask for the current date so often, I suggest getting a watch. (not sure if joking vs predisposed for this part)
If you’re asking so often about recent things then, yes, hearing the redundant parts out loud is only irksome because they’ve already been delivered to you (by yourself).
On the other hand, if you’re asking someone when an arbitrary event happened (e.g. when reminiscing), having the year first quickens context.
The capitalization for OsmAnd should be corrected. Please?
Another established norm to break?
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto World News@lemmy.world•‘They cannot be jammed’: fibre optic drones pose new threat in UkraineEnglish7·29 days agoA few months? Closer to a year.
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto News@lemmy.world•Trump Says US Cannot Give Every Person It Wants to Deport a Trial1·1 month agoAll their bases aren’t belong to them.
goldfndr@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Firefox, VLC, Gimp, KeePass, LibreOffice among open source software endorsed by French GovernmentEnglish0·1 month agoWhich Adobe?
I sometimes wondered if the factories used by Xiaomi (and those used by their target audience) shut down at night, as their early Mi Bands didn’t permit night shift configurations.