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In a just world, someone would yell that at him every time he spoke from now until he dies

So, why is it OK for guard man to go inside if there might be a man in there? Does this not double the number of men in the bathroom? I don’t understand bigot logic. The women joining in like that is appalling.

Dystopian futuristic maybe, in the way that a tank car is futuristic if you assume society is going to collapse into a lawless hellscape

Real shame nobody smothered him to death in his bassinet

The cops won’t even show up if my car gets broken into. I get a file number, and it’s my responsibility to ask around about cameras in the area and tell them to send videos to the police. You can imagine how well that goes down.

Don’t leave trash in the woods. Where’s someone with a real truck to winch it out of there?

Behold, the moderate Republican candidate in Texas. Gotta string people up in trees before you get the radical label.

That’s a villain speech if I ever heard one. Listing all these creepy evil people who are on their team and complaining that their evil organization doesn’t have better PR? Yikes.

Is this the guy who was throwing hissy fits when Musk was making management decisions without keeping him in the loop? I figured that would make him a target for expulsion from the regime.

Who are they going to pay to evaluate all the damn memes on the internet? What counts as alteration? Resizing, cropping, other basic photo manipulations that people use all the time? Has a politician ever used images of themselves without touch up?

State-funded Satanic schools for everyone!

Why not apply to mileage instead? More miles on the roads means you use the infrastructure more

Ah, they robbed them too while they were at it. If they take your shit and give no information on how to get it back, how is it not stolen?

I guess anyone moving to a new address should assume the gestapo can show up whenever they please looking for former residents.

Supreme Court: He’s got you there, come again next time you want to try and claw back congressional powers from a fascist

Vaccination when? My immunity was gone when I got tested at 35 so I had to re-take the shots. I was telling everyone I knew to get titers done for themselves.

I don’t understand why showing up to arrest someone during a court hearing isn’t obstruction of justice. They had to stop proceedings to deal with their bullshit.

Guess the FBI is just not going to bother with the whole not making statements on ongoing investigations thing

Good, wreck it all. Kill some service members while you’re at it.

From what I can gather, they showed up without a judicial warrant and basically tried to arrest this guy during a hearing. No shit the judge overseeing the hearing is going to have a problem with that, morons. This also isn’t the first Trump prosecution of a judge for immigration bullshit, but that one got taken care of during Biden administratio. In a shitty way, instead of flat out dismissal, the judge had to promise to do some sort of training/education on the matter. Ridiculous.

Good luck, the Fox News logo is burned into the screen at my parents’ house.