Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

The scripts were a mystery to scholars until they were decoded in 1998, coincidentally the same year the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

If whoosh’d: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

They forgot to ask the elk

It’s gotta bay may

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

My Octopus Teacher fucked me up. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean