Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*

3M: They’re onto us!

Hey! I’m one of those!

Beautiful

That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

No it’s isn’t, he’s not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

Lived here nearly 40 years. No they won’t

This looks like one of those famous @[email protected] posts

Trump’s gone woke, he’s making deals with socialists! Quick, cancel his DEI funding!

An honest mistake that anyone could make

I was gonna say that you can’t just row across the ocean, but apparently you can.

If you gain the sponsoring for an ocean rowboat, you can then secure sponsorship for the 3-4 months-worth of food since restaurants and gardens are hard to come by in the ocean. I understand that fish live in the ocean, but fishing eats into your 17 hours per day during which you’ll need to row. Also, trying to handle fish on the open ocean in a small boat is an incredibly risky maneuver. Even worse, once you catch the fish, you gotta set your boat on fire so that you can cook it and not get parasites.

All told, it’s significantly cheaper to just fly, but that’s unhelpful advice to someone who just told you that they can’t afford to uproot their life and fly to another country. You might ask, how can you not afford that, and the problem is that hiking across countries smaller than my state gives you opportunities to work odd jobs in exchange for shelter, food, and money. But since planes and airports generally don’t hire random passengers, it puts you back in that “I’m fucked” boat that you suggested.

Also, all this is giving your unserious comment the credence that you weren’t talking about taking a gondola ride across the Atlantic.

And they’re adorable

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

Sure. We’ll just start walking from the American continents to… Well, fuck

Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.

It’s all fun and games until the attack dog bites its master

It’s all part of God’sTrump’s plan

Profits are woke if they don’t serve my agenda

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one… This is the one that’ll make people squint and ask “was that really necessary, now?” Some might even wag a finger.

My brain has always translated BS to “Bastard Studies.” I genuinely have up take a beat when someone says they have a BS in something so I can remind myself science bachelor