TACO Bellend.

https://thatjoescott.com/2024/07/01/how-the-fifth-element-really-ended-according-to-science Joe Scott did an interesting video on the ending of “The Fifth Element”, and what would happen if you magically parked a large object in low earth orbit. You don’t get slower than stopped, and the results are still not good.

A brick is a missile if you throw it at someone. Surely throwing missile-like objects automatically makes them missiles anyway.