Read “evil dildo” at first. Even that fits.

E. The fits was not intended, but suits here as well.

Great job! Now it’s a good time to learn a bit of Ansible so you can keep your fleet up-to-date and configured. It would also come in handy in case you get a permit to do more conversions in the future.

Do they really nag for streaks? Damn, it’s sadder than I thought…

Is there a non-paywall/no-sub version anywhere? Maybe paste here?

Well,

Broadcom released a free VMware again

should be taken as a bait to lure in unsuspecting users before later stage enshit tactics happen. Synology seems to be at some other point in their enshit process, but enshit nevertheless.