I was unprepared for this and now I need to clean the carpet.

Mittens the Devourer

Thumper.

Was the road ok?

Came here to say Julia Stiles but you totally beat me to it! I cannot stand any film she is in either. It’s really hard to describe, but your description is spot-on. It’s like an empty husk with makeup has been made to act.

PSA: My Starbook MK V has great specs but feels cheap and loses charge when closed, so it’s always empty when I need it.

(Tried all firmware updates and different distros, without success and their support isn’t of any help either. Won’t be ordering from them again.)

He looks like two badly parked Volkswagens! What a good boy!

I’m not sure that’s really a t(h)ing. I mean, jam lasts for ages.