In the article it says they claimed every citizen and military member in the region was a target, but I guess that doesn’t get as many clicks.

You guys all typed “the seashell” wrong.

Hello yes, I am 82 years old. My name is Joe Biden, feel free to check my age with the government.

Picard can get his good buddy Q to turn off entropy. Picard wins.

Feed and water them regularly. Don’t let them die. If you can make them happy, that’s good too.

your comment is so useless I can event motivate myself to

Artifex was saying that Celsius is too hard for many Americans to grasp, and suggesting switching it to Fahrenheit would be more understandable by most Americans, and maybe make them take it more seriously.

Switching to Kelvin would be even worse. 99% of Americans would hear “Oh no, a 3 Kelvin increase! Lol, get bent, science nerds!”

Probably the AI company that recently revealed that they just had people in India doing work their AI was supposedly doing.

Can I be the president that gets elected? Because if so, I take the deal, and he gets the pardon. Of course, our Supreme Court recently said I couldn’t get in trouble no matter what I did as president…

Haha, it sure would get their goat!

Jesus Christ!

I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.

Maybe, but if he inherits a full on police state, he might not need charisma or followers any more.

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Unfortunately, it sounds “money” isn’t one of their strong points right now.

Ah who am I kidding, they just to release a chatgpt-written book, or a GoFundMe, and rubes will drain their social security to support them.

In a rare moment of unity, anarchists across the world formed a committee to represent the entirety of their people. They swiftly issued a press release denouncing my groove, and stating they had no affiliation with me, and then dissolved their committee.

Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.

Putin Derangement Syndrome

I can’t dance to anything 😎

True!

(Sorry, it wasn’t my goal to be a buzz kill, I really did want to see if I could get some feedback.)