Wenn man ganz still ist, kann man leise Linus Neumann weinen hören.

I think most browsers do this. IIRC Chrome puts a “:D” there if you exceed 99

This feels like reverse psychology on a little kid.

“That’s it, I’m not tracking you anymore! >:(”
“Oooh nooo, what have I done! Oh how much I would wish to be tracked :(”
“No, you won’t convince me to change my mind >:(”
“Oh well, guess I’ll have to live without being tracked, what a shame that is.”

Wouldn’t be surprised if the kid playing on the mat would be part of the print as well.