I’m pretty sure this is the opening plot to the TV show Community.

They are both pieces of shit. Theil just stays under the radar about it.

Example of Elmo being a fucking POS:

During the pandemic, around April and May of 2020 when it was spreading far and wide and we had literally no way to combat it, I watched Musk have an absolute meltdown because he wasn’t being allowed to force people back into Tesla factories at the risk of their lives because he was afraid that the delay in manufacture would hurt his stock price. Fuck that asshole.

And BTW, he made himself the bad guy in DOGE. Every stupid thing he has done there, he has tweeted some stupid meme bullshit about it to taunt the people who rely on those services. Every person he has fired he has publicly mocked.

Oh, and BTW he fucking chose to pull a god damned Nazi salute on national television. Absofuckinglutely NO ONE made his dumb ass do that.

Elon Musk isn’t a victim and I hope to fuck everything he values becomes lost to him. (I.E. his money)

You do realize that banning candy and soda is not going to ban sugar. Sugar is a staple product and will always be available on food stamps. Soda is just a processed item, same as candy. In exactly the same way as Dinty Moore canned stew and Campbell’s soups. Should those be banned too? How about bread? It’s a carb and it’s processed. Let’s make the poor people make their own bread cause fuck them for being poor.

Where should the line be drawn?

Oh sweet summer child.

Because Republicans like vague language in their bills so the can get away with shit.

Hell, Abbot and Paxton probably called Trump and directly suggested it. Fuck Texas.

That doesn’t give anyone the right to choose for them.

I want you to consider what you would do if you had $300 per month to buy food. How often would you use any of that money to buy soda and candy? Would you do it on a regular? Or would you do it just for special occasions to lift your spirits when things were bad?

This isn’t about health this is about punishing the poor for being poor.

Let that be a lesson. Don’t calligraphy and drive.

The governors have to allow it. The federal government cannot mobilize the military in a state unless the governor of that state allows it. Posse Comitatus, if Trump attempts to send in the military against the governors wishes, we are talking civil war levels of federal vs state’s rights. I hope state militias are ready to defend themselves.

Yes

This is the case it was badly conveyed.

Dark humor has to actually be funny.

Another ripple from the tariff and DOGE stone Trump and Elmo tossed. Things are going to escalate…

Either she’s his girlfriend and he’s just a complete asshole, or she’s his girlfriend and he’s being a sarcastic jackass(this is the only “good” scenario), or she’s a clingy type who calls herself his girlfriend even though he’s not into her at all and he’s either set boundaries she ignores or he just doesn’t really care if she invades his space like that.

No matter what, this comic sucks.

Wait, is this Adam Ellis??

And I’ll bet that every one of them calls themself a Christian. Fucking joke religion that doesn’t even follow its own tenets.

“We’ve gone through many a crisis over the years and actually been… on the ragged edge of death – at least, maybe a dozen times,” he told investors on the conference call Tuesday. “This is not one of those times. We’re not on the ragged edge of death, not even close. There are some challenges and I expect that this year will be probably be some unexpected bumps this year but I remain extremely optimistic about the future of the company.”

I was wondering why the stock price got so much air in the last few days. He got on the phone with his tech bro stock holders and promised miracles. But… Full Self Drive is a joke, there aren’t any new models being developed, the cyber truck is a disaster, and he’s outted himself as a mother fucking Nazi. It may take a while but his bag of tricks is running close to empty and being a ketamine junky isn’t helping him.

I don’t follow Russian propaganda and I’m not a tankie. And I know for a fact that the DNC did Bernie dirty. And that’s why I don’t trust the DNC. That’s not a problem caused by Bernie, that’s a problem caused by the DNC being a shady organization.

And blaming Bernie for Hillary’s loss in 2016 is just idiotic because Bernie had nothing to do with Hillary losing the general in 2016, that was all on her. She’s the one who failed to get the votes. There may have been vocal Bernie bros who were talking about how they didn’t want to vote for her but most of the people who voted for Bernie in the primaries voted for her in the general. That’s because people who voted in the primary are politically engaged. The problem is that Hillary failed to get those who are not politically engaged on board with voting for her. And the people like you who blame Bernie for her loss are part of the problem not part of the solution. You make excuses for her and you make excuses for Kamala Harris and you make excuses for people like Chuck Schumer and Nancy pelosi who have basically ceded the entire Congress to the Republicans in exchange for keeping the meager power that they currently hold. Because that’s all they care about.

Hillary might have had a lot of advertisement money to play with but we also know that outside influences were promoting Bernie on social media to create a spoiler effect.

What spoiler effect? He was running for the Democratic nomination, not as a third party candidate. And with a very small number of vocal exceptions, everyone who voted for Bernie in the primaries voted for Hillary in the general. It was her absolute failure to get independents in multiple flyover states that lost her the election. And a huge part of that is her attempt to appeal to republicans. A strategy that also failed spectacularly for Harris in 2024.