Set your phone on top of a Roomba that has scheduled cleaning throughout the day.

4 was better than 2

Watery tart

And “suckers” don’t forget

“Paid in cryptocurrency” there it is

So it’s a volunteer gig

Whoever decided that first one was high off their ass

Platonic?

You mean tectonic?

No. The shelves represent color banding of minerals that shift with tectonic activity… in other words, this is a side view of one fault, which may or may not be at the edge of a tectonic plate.

What does that mean? The first part

Why are people downvoting hilarious satire

Reminds me how Hank’s dad in King of the Hill remarried one of Hank’s kindergarten classmates.

Also why Roger Moore quit being Bond. “They kept hiring women to play opposite me young enough to be my granddaughter. Frankly, it was disgusting.”

That said, you’re both adults. As long as it doesn’t feel awkward or controlly to either of you, give it a shot.

Do I just have shitty people around me or is this just what guys deal with?

Those “two” possibilities might actually just be the same thing. This is what guys deal with BECAUSE people are shitty.

People generally don’t go around looking to help others. People look for ways to make themselves feel better. People with a mantra of helping others may or may not be doing so, but they continue because it is helping them fill a hole in themselves.

I’ve never divorced, but I have had breakups, and I got over them by embracing the hobbies I had before (in my case, programming). That might not be a lot but it’s a start.

I think of a rural town to be an area big enough to have a name but too small to have its own police department (so all law enforcement is done by a sheriff’s office and/or state police).

Sexualizing a character doesn’t require onscreen fornication

Description mentions Germany but it’s not highlighted like the others?

Only the fascist Americans do that.

They’re trying to scare the moronic hillbillies into thinking Marxism is bad.

Ah ok my mistake, thanks, must have been thinking of Rise of the Triad

Legal in some places

Doom was '95

Can’t they just put the algae in the ocean?

I see you are a republican shill. I hope they’re paying you very well for that.