I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.

• Hit them with a bowling ball.
• Beat them with a bumper stick.
• Make a Molotov cocktail.
• Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.

In the words of James Bond:

“They’ll print anything these days.”

Correction: they want to hurt everyone who isn’t a white heterosexual “Christian” male.

There’s probably the uncanny valley at play, too. Sure, it looks human, but it most certainly doesn’t behave like one.

Meanwhile, humans: walking at a faster than average pace at the prey until it can’t run anymore.