Can’t get a job? Just go to school!

– Okay, I went to school. I can’t get a job.

Stop being lazy, go take an in-demand field!

– Okay, I took a degree that’s in demand, I can’t find a job in my field that pays enough to live.

Pick yourself up by your bootstraps. More education is always better. Do a Masters!

– Okay I have a masters in Mecanical Engineering; an in demand skill. I will be bankrupt from loans in 2 years.

Can’t pay your loans?! You gotta hunker down and do the work, join a trade!

– Okay I took a pre-apprentiship course that plays with my degreeS and… Can’t get a job without a red seal; cant get a red seal without a job…

Why are you just playing video-games all day? Why dosen’t anyone want to work anymore?!?

Airplanes pull G, making it far more intense than being standing. You would absolutely faint in a plane; this one is kinda fair, sorry bud.

The word means “Come meet the villagers” In native Algonquin tounge.

Most of us don’t really have a choice. Company decided to Asuzre, so Azure we shall begrudgingly interact with… “please explain why you were on away for 12.7 minutes during your shift yesterday” GROAN.