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Eat more fiber and you will be happy everyday.

The top scams on Earth right now:

1. Conservatism (AKA hypocrites)
2. AI
3. Crypto
4. Religion

Please notify me when he is gone. I have a fresh liter of Vodka I want to drink in CELEBRATION!

No, it’s Hennifer. Hennifer Henderson.

Make the phrase: I LOVE DICKS - I SUCK COCK -, in a circle around them, spelled out in dildos. And just like Saturn, it follows them around everywhere. An alternative phrase would be: I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, still spelled out with dildos.

Finally, a better way to catapult sacrifices to the Volcano Gods!!!

They are. And so are Cats!

Demented grandpa is just pissed because he has no friends. Slava Ukraine!

You forgot to leave him the Rose scented body wash.

Wait until he finds out that Humanity died off 400 years ago and everyone has been replaced by clones. Oh, and birds are not real!

I’m terrified to use your Bulgarian Rose wash because people might find out that I’m gay! I like being unhappy in the closet, leave me alone!!1!!11!!!

Everyone knows that if you squeeze, it will cum faster!

I’m going to need a list of every person that was turned LGBT+, by a song, tv show, video game, etc. Conservatives are such hypocrites and liars. You CAN’T turn someone gay. If you could, the whole fucking planet would be gay.

Obie Wan Chihuahua lives!!!

Fat Donnies next book will be called, “All Crime, All The Time”

There is nothing “manly” about christianity. What a bunch of bottom feeders.

Tim Apple is going to be very mad.

I have disabled Pocket since it was first offered in FF.

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