Cute story but “every day for months” and she never caught on that Piper is a cat? It’s like the Brooklyn 99 joke about Scully’s dog/wife.

Yeah but birds aren’t real.

Wait until he hears about the drinking age and interstate funding.

Country is ran by a fucking retard.

I can’t believe you would lie on the Internet.

Acts so tough about being shot in the head but is afraid of four numbers in a tweet.

So obtuse

Yeah let’s not forget Comey is an idiot just because the fascists hate him now. He knew what the picture meant too.

They can’t do anything except follow the mob because leaving the mob requires critical thinking and some fucking chutzpah.

It’s been like that for over a century my guy.

Are people really still fetishizing the Joker? This shit is just as pathetic as trump posting fake images of him looking fit.

Went to a Dream Theater concert a couple months ago and it’s the opposite 🤣

A third executive order requires professional truck drivers to be proficient in English.

Higher requirements than the office of president.