This is, hands down, the funniest version of this that I have seen.

I even heard it in his voice goddamnit.

This is art.

I’m no expert but I heard you can compile the kernels to grow them yourself

It’s also supposed to be consumed within 15-30 minutes of being prepared if memory serves.

That is a proper workaround when you don’t have a choice, disposable temp sim will get you through their “security”. Unfortunately doesn’t work with virtual sim numbers though.

MVP - as in “minimum viable product”

More commonly known as the slop of a product or solution that’s being slinged to all the markets early on without adequate documentation, support, usability, scalability, standards or security.

“Corner the market” also deserves a disgusting mention.

That hole is already busy during regular business hours

If you have merde on your chair, you pushed too hard

Petrichor?

Not sure if the smell of autumn’s decomposing has a distinct word though.

The programming team that is working hard on your project is just one dude and he smells funny. The programming team you’ve met in your introductory meeting are just the two unpaid interns that will be fired or will quit within the next two months and don’t know what’s happening. We don’t do agile despite advertising it. Also your project being a priority means it’ll be slapped together from start to finish 24 hours prior to the deadline. Oh and there will be extra charges to fix anything that doesn’t work as it should.