My kids hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings, we just finished the Two Towers. 4 hours to go.

Jerry! Those aren’t tadpoles, that’s just beans in a croc!

TIL it has a name. There was this one Ze Frank video about frogs and the bebes come out of holes from the mother’s back and it fucked me up.

Edward, no hurt daddy. Can we play now?

Also

Mommy, why are they putting all that dirt on daddy?

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong! He was betrayed by the false gods! The so called Neravarine is just a simp for a Daedric prince, the one that cursed the chimer in the first place! Man, this corpus looking jerky is surprisingly good.

Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.

Ah, the crowdstroke.

People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.

It just keeps getting better every time infinitime updates. I still miss my old pebble but this thing has pretty much filled the void.

I don’t normally promote using windows but in some instances it is the best solution for the job.

And textiles.

No more merciful beheadings? We’re going to need more spoons.