Definitely cards against humanity

Apparently they didn’t check very well in the 2000’s when I was first given it as a kid

I didn’t. Was prescribed Concerta as a kid, but because I’m also autistic, it overstimulated me and made me whack, so I stopped. Honestly should have just had coffee, idk why there’s a stigma against giving caffeine to kids but not a drug that’s extremely similar to amphetamine or cocaine

Give all the natives AK-47s and tons of ammo

I’m just thinking about the amount of pranks I can pull

Hard stimulants like Concerta and Adderall are better more for pure ADHD than for Autism+ADHD like I have. Anything stronger than caffeine overstimulates me too much, I wish I didn’t go years before realizing I was better off without it

Having both autism and ADHD, Concerta overstimulated me way too much. Kids probably shouldn’t be taking Concerta anyway

I would stop my kid self from taking the concerta I was prescribed and instead get him to drink a cup of coffee every morning, and would also give him advice for when he stops being a Christian and his parents go apeshit and try to desperately bring him back into the fold.

Also I would prefer to use a DeLorean

The reptilians finally got to you I guess haha

I want to see someone animate that

I was definitely drained by school. I originally went for a bachelor’s but gave up halfway through and went for an associates instead, i don’t think my degree will be all that useful and I wonder if I would be better off had I forgone college

Not the Spanish President, but the Spanish Prime Minister

Officially, the Spanish Prime Minister is called the President of the Government

I wish I can even afford to move out of the country in the first place

I wanted a camcorder when I was 14 so my mom thought getting me a $50 Chinese one from Amazon for Christmas would be a good deal

Kid Cuisine

China is capitalist so…