The Octonaut

Eh. Not sure native shrubbery would be the best choice in this particular situation.

It will probably be 80% dandelions and clover in a few years though.

Those photos are from planes.

It felt like “shoot them in the streets” was plainly obvious a few months ago but that’s harder than an Instagram story.

The phone company can get your location down to a few dozen feet depending on the number of 4G (50 to 70 metres) and 5G (10-50 metres) towers around.

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https://xkcd.com/2501/

Transposh Brit tit dislikes Irishmen in balaclavas, in other news Ozzy swore again today

The punchline is entirely self-referential. Or rather, there isn’t a punchline. This is a really basic exchange as could be found in the real comment sections of basically any woman posting photos of herself online.

Except that the person who draws this comic uses it primarily to advertise her OnlyFans, so somehow she’s connected annoyance with the constant promotion of her terrible joke-free comics with the same thing that that means all criticism of her is incel fury and not, yknow, people wanting comics to be promoted for how good they are rather than how entrenched her subscribers are.

The green lady thinks “who’d pay for her nudes?” means “I won’t date you”

I’m not sure this even counts because the guy basically said let’s be friends and she has leapt to thinking about getting back together. This just sounds like someone with issues of their own, if dating someone who is obviously unthinking but falls well within the predicted bounds of normal behaviour for a teenager makes them think they might be a lesbian.