The reason I do it myself is because they’ll use a generic crappy no name filter and oil with no additives for older engines or anything.

The extra shitty part is that they adopted her into their home from a different country, and she did this shit. If they left her there this man would have been free from 1998 to today!

Indigestion in the form of a Mini Pooper.

Finding a untainted (no gooning!) virgin is near impossible, so getting the books to even give off an evil aura is next to impossible.

Also, since the 3rd Cosmic Revelation, there’s no requirement to sign a pact with Cthulhu to print a copy, so quality control has dropped significantly.

I need all these premium users to listen to my music lol

A bukkake of freedom and choices.

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“I’m here for the… Cornelius.”

Pats fanny pack full of ripe jelly beans

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“Racism wouldn’t be so bad if people wouldn’t talk about it so much”

• idiot ex friend

I disagree. Although I’m taken I was at a bar hanging with friends and, when I was getting a drink alone, a gal at the bar was totally giving me the “hit on me” eyes.

10 years ago I wouldn’t have seen it or acknowledged it, now that I’ve built more confidence with women I see it more often. That and, anecdotally, when you’re in a relationship women seem to come at you more often.

If you hadn’t heard Maul and Ventress are getting their own show. She has hair!

My dog undies what? What did my dogs undies do damn it?!

Make music, check it out:

www.thassodar.com

I don’t make money from it so I’d still do it even if all my needs were met.

It was one of the three Genesis games my cousin had while he was living with my grandma. To say it was played a lot is an understatement, however the arcade coin-sucking tactics were still in play (with no continues!) so playing it longer than an hour was painful.

RIP in peace bruh

It hit me when he said 5 of my friends with MBAs, and there’s only 3 of them.