I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.

I saw it for the first time a few years ago and was crying tears of laughter. It’s absolutely brilliant.

Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.

Reminds me of the Gillette 3000 from the 90s!

https://youtu.be/YleuLyCUx28

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

“You always were an asshole, Gorman.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her

If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.

I just spent an hour going through her instagram and reading her comments. There’s a lot of death, yes, but also a lot of life. It would be so hard to see the good amongst what’s going on over there. She was very talented and it’s sad that she won’t get to see her work in Cannes - at least she knew before the end.

One of the posts was about someone who lost 12 family members in a missile strike. Eerie concidence… or maybe that kind of story is more common than we could possibly know.

The photos and videos taken before this latest shitstorm were photos just like any other average person. Someone skateboarding, kids playing, photos of buildings in the light… watching the transformation as I scrolled back up towards the top was heartbreaking.

And they’re cute too although some can be mean as fuck…