The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

Well they’re obviously letting me know that my windshield is dirty, so I fire up the washers. So considerate!

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”

/cue Hell March

I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.

I saw it for the first time a few years ago and was crying tears of laughter. It’s absolutely brilliant.

Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.

Reminds me of the Gillette 3000 from the 90s!

https://youtu.be/YleuLyCUx28

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

“You always were an asshole, Gorman.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her