In no way did I mean to insinuate that a new adoption dulls the pain. I agree there’s always room for more love in life; it’s the ultimate renewable resource.

My partner spent twenty years with her soul pet, and I was lucky enough to share fourteen of those years. He was such a part of our lives that five years later we still regularly accidentally call his little nephew, now the patron of the house, by his name.

The goodbye is painful, but the hello to a new kitten is equally sweet.

Fair.

Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

Waste of good piss

I was born twenty years late.

That woulda been a sweet deal if I had gotten into judging 25 years ago

How did you manage to retire at 50?

Only one taco? Not fair.

Why do the cats have Nancy faces

Holy shit, he might have finally gotten through to that dunce in some small way.

Sounds like you need a touch-typing tutorial.

The best way to break a habit is repetition over time.

Since when have they listened to courts?

I find it humorous

Danny Devito wearing an eyepatch

I seem to recall paying a fee. Looking it up online on the website, it would cost $80 today in the county where we got the license.

I feel seen

It was weird, it was like one day I woke up and suddenly everybody else was using 192.168.1.0/24

What town is this where everybody gets free Tuesday morning weddings?

Not that I need another one, it just seems to be happening a lot in here

'Gina