57% chance of thunderstorms

Go, unreasonably buff bird!

I know this one, you have to stick it with a plasma nade in the back after it charges. Watch out for the fuel rod gun though

Do it, or are you a chicken?

And everyone hates THAC0s

About to get launched at a Russian bomber

At what point do we say the author is just lyeing?

Under a mountain? No, clearly their entire society revolves around digging for gold while dodging dragons and balrogs

Musk blows up

…another rocket

Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

To say he was doing something useful at the time, instead of being a dickhead. Line of duty, probably means the city pays the medical bills.

Knowledge Fight is a podcast that exists to clown on Alex Jones, and occasionally other people like him. Being from KF means you are a comedian from Chicago and incredibly based.

At this point, “doesn’t suck” is variety on its own

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Maybe he meant that in the other way :)

If only there was some kind of office whose entire purpose was to do diplomacy like this with every country on the planet

Did the front fall off?

You should graduate to hating him for being exploitative, fake, and overpaid.

Well he certainly thinks he reigns

It’s not about anyone being a scalie, it’s a cross between “I’m supposed to be reading the text here, take this seriously” and “modernity means we don’t use powdered wigs anymore”