yeah

Fair point, but how does it reconcile that 11 and 12 comes before 2?

it doesn’t, it reconciles that 02 comes before 11

garbage in, garbage out

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

right, then what if you could sync any bluetooth headphones to the case? mind blown

edit : or if it had a 3.5mm jack, so you could use wired headphones too? amazing. in fact, what if it also took AA batteries for emergencies?

leaving no need to carry your $1000 phone on a run.

my brother in christ it’s called an MP3 player.

Oh my god! Op is worse than the devil! Someone call the moderators! Oh the humanity!

could the food I ate be what’s making me sick?

No, it must be the water.

Because every time is someone’s first time, and due to voter registration being necessary a zillion years before the actual vote, no one specifies that and runs "VOTE ON NOV N^TH " ads a week before the election day.

Surf’s up!

I REMEMBAH WHEN DA WOIST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS

oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.

EDIT : I done fucked up the quote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , but I added the sauce.