I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from

Tuck in undershirt, button, buckle belt. Do things for a couple hours. Wife tells me my pants are unzipped again

that it has “lost” a very, very expensive jet

As opposed to the inexpensive ones they normally use

I’m on sync and my formatting had to be

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Dunno if it’s an app thing or an instance thing

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sold crabs from out of a bucket
He made seven pence
and took home the scents
He thought he’d become Warren Buffett

There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)