Or if you’re looking to fluff experience, pick a company that closed down. Who they gonna call, the Ghostbusters?

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I dunno guys, it might just be cake

It’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make. Gotta bring labor costs down and these pesky safety regulations keep getting in the way.

Oh we’re so sorry to hear about your issue but you’ll need to contact the host/renter. Sorry I can’t help you with that, please use our app for quick and efficient communication.

I feel like that response can just be as effective as hanging up on you or not even answering the call. Why the extra steps?

Hey hey … The cell phone lot is confusing. Like it’s also missing the feeling of superiority having saved 1 minute and almost causing accidents when merging.

I like to give them different store receipts while I walk by. They sometimes give me sas about being one of those people but I’m with you 100%. You literally just watched me pay at the self checkout and you’re still going to accuse me of theft on my way out. Fuck you Seattle Safeway