No, no, no. What you do is lead them outside to the nearest tree and have them pick out a switch from the tree and then you take it and repeatedly smack them with it. If they continue to speak in favor of their idiot, then you resort to washing their mouths out with soap.

They took away our pogs, so then we started playing card games like speed or war. Then they banned card games saying we were “gambling” even though we weren’t.