Don’t do time, kids; it’s a slippery slope.

If you spend one second, you’ll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another… And before you know it, you’ve spent a whole minute. And when that’s not enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years…

They draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.

You can’t just open up with that and not share some leptopoma perlucidum facts.

> mfw I live in Walkable city
> want to walk around in it
> walkway is a fucking tiny narrow corridor of concrete
> be forced to walk between congested car traffic and escooters, with no pedestrian crossings anywhere
> get run over by some clueless skateboarder

In a university there was a lab. And in this lab there lived a postdoc. One day in the third month of their the postdoc heard a rap on their door. It was the professor! They said the postdoc would soon be approached by 12 undergrads, and…

<300 pages of worldbuilding later>

“You must take the samples! And throw them into the synchrotron! I am too old and burnt out to do it!” pleaded the old postdoc to the phd student.

<500 pages of more worldbuilding>

“I did the testing, but the results are not meant for me. I must now travel to the West, into the Private Sector.” said the PhD at their graduation party.

I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about a decadetwo decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

#holy #hashtag #batman