All of these experts stating the obvious makes me think of this John Mulaney bit.
And then… then… then you go to brunch with people and they’re like, “There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital.” And it’s like, “We’re well past that.”
This title kind of sucks. Not making the air as dirty is not the same thing as cleaning the air. “Did you clean your room?” “Yes, by only making it 17% dirtier!”
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
That’s just like your opinion, man.
We alsou have to start adding U’s in places that nourmally only have O’s.
Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say, “I voted that way.”
If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.
Excuse me, ma’am, I’m looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?
“No…”
Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed
“Whew, glad I dyed my hair.”