I can’t understand why people in Kansai stand on the right of escalators

I mean, if the reactors are already built and have plenty of life left in them…

Planning to do nothing isn’t an absence of plans!

Emperor Nasi Goreng was right all along

I always wanted to follow along, but I could never master the trick where I could reach over and get a half-done one out of nowhere to keep working on.

Laughs in Australia