Fair enough. It’s still just another turd on the mountain of shit

Backpedal and save face (and pay lip-service)

And MA claims to be so progressive with their gun control laws

Are we really at this point?

…Or a chainsaw

And hasn’t fElon already gone back to “save” the company, so he’s not even at DOGE anymore?

That pesky first amendment comes back to bite again!

Seriously… I can only imagine they’ll have to hurry up and wait extremely early and be out there for hours. If it were me, I’d be PISSED

Just what we need… more boomers on the way

Except to piss off your troops. I HATED being in parades to celebrate some general or another retiring. Then there’s the potential for heat injuries and troops just passing out from standing so long.

Coconut halves

Genius

Holy crap… TIL I was missing out for the better part of two decades

There is literally a ton of Twitter subs

Are we going to send VX gas?

Woo… whatever. Good for them

Reminder to the military: you are not required to follow illegal orders. In fact, you are duty-bound to disobey them

COVID2 Electric Boogaloo

Pro tip: he doesn’t give a shit about the rest of what’s in the 1st either. (Freedom of religion, speech, and the press)

At least the screws won’t collect in your tires! Lol