Or the A or the Y or the D

Exactly, I discounted it originally because the handle was the first thing I saw, but then I looked at the tines and it was no contest.

It’s not even about that, it has the longest tines by far. The others are fine dessert forks, but I need that long tine action for an entree baby!

Yeah, it was 95% sarcasm. But don’t underestimate the evolutionary urge to procreate, it’s one of the most powerful forces on the planet.

You’re horny

Feel free!

I didn’t say he was any kind of potatoes, just pointing out a fact.

Maybe if you keep licking the shit out of his ass you might find a Tesla in there

Well, he operated the lowest branch of the largest health insurance company, but I’d say the rest still applies.

Well, imitation parmesan anyway

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