I need Ned Sheeran with Flanders head and Ed Sheeran face superimposed on it.

It’s ok. They will enjoy fertile soil for the next 10 turns.

It’s in a trust. That’s now how wills and stuff work. The whole point of paying attorneys and shit is for this kind of stuff. They are getting paid handsomely to make sure it happens. No reason to get disbarred for money that will be seized if you’re caught.

Not a hole Keisha. A VALVE.

It’s stuff like this that really cause me to question religion. How can an all knowing, all loving, just God allow something like this to happen? Because free will?? Get fucking real. What free will does this child have now? Forced to live his life in sickness, an eternal stigma, his innocence ripped from him.

But they will tell you He has a plan. If this is part of his plan fuck him and his plan.

I see this as an absolute win

We probably won’t see much movement until the next earnings call. However I can tell you the drop is already priced in. TSLA puts are super expensive. 1 month put is $2200.

Anyone in protest of this bill, should it pass, should post the commandments in Farsi and see how that goes over with the facists.

I think this is just a saying that lost its meaning. Youth is the time you don’t have to worry about much and you can live without regrets because most of your decisions don’t have real consequences (aside from the obvious ones).

Obviously to young people they don’t see it that way. In hindsight I could have done a lot more as a kid but I didn’t for fear of whatever the hell I was afraid of. Definitely not the best years though.

Man you ain’t lying about having random songs on them. I’m always equally impressed and disturbed by some of the CDs I’ve made in the past.

This is nothing compared to the alleged 3some with Stephen miller and his wife. The going theory is Elmo got punched in the face by Miller and that’s how he got the black eye.

Fair enough 😂

You misunderstood what I said and used to marginalize an entire country. This is why people hate you. You don’t even know if I’m American or not.

I can’t think of any reason that her nationality matters outside of its relation to the South African farmers that were allowed to enter the country.

I’ll say thank you to Elon when Rafael Cruz tells Trump to fuck off for calling his wife a dog on live television.

Set boundaries with your parents please. It’s not ok for them to disparage your future spouse.

You don’t have to explain if you’re attracted to your partner or not. Some people are assholes who can’t be happy unless others are unhappy. Personally I would tell them to fuck off and just not talk to them anymore.

This is old news already. They have walked back their decision and gave her the diploma.

Edit: yes as someone pointed out they only reversed their decision because of the news coverage.

1,275 is such an odd number. I wonder why they did that one specifically

I want paw patrol: after dark of these exact situations. Imagine chase just absolutely mauling the mayor because he’s not complying😂😂😂