Why is gaben crying in the thumbnail?

Mine was shooting colored marbles from the mouth of a stone frog at a loop of slowly approaching colored marbles.

Indeed.

Death to nickels!

ADHDar+gaydar is how I find boyfriends apparently. I should use different criteria.

Does your house look like this?

This country is so fucked. But I guess it’s up to all of us to unfuck it together.

When passing any United States border, turn off your phone. Put it away. An agent can grab an unlocked phone in your hand. Cellebrite can crack most iPhones and Android devices, but the encryption from the off state is much harder to crack.

A 50 year, nuclear, 100 MICROwatt battery. But sure. Will def get approved.

Is it time to update the banana wars wiki page?