SVR even

Like a mix of Jason Lee and Tommy Wiseau.

And potato and tomato and strawberry and aliuminium.

So of the ~1500 pardoned, 2 (that I’m aware of) were able to demonstrate accountability for their actions. Guess hope isn’t completely lost, just mostly.

What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!

Ben Shin Kicks Shin Bet

With sequins that look like chicken feathers.

Counter offer: one way boat ride to the Mariana Trench shackled to the anchor with the boat rigged to scuttle itself on arrival.

Really wishing he was just the loch ness monster at this point.

My nipples explode with delight!

Are whistle tips making a comeback? Whoo whoo!!

Coat the blade with turds too, bonus if sepsis is the cause of death.

The Troubles Part 2: It Came From The EU

Cynthia Sizer

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

Hard disagree, RoC is the real China, the PRC is just imitating.

I say the recent attacks against Supreme Court justices haven’t gone too far enough!

Edit: grammar

The closest we get is being referred to as “one of the good ones” by the bigoted assholes.

Not sure if I just haven’t seen his normal resting face or if he just has resting caught in a lie face.