What alternatives are there? I know there’s GIMP, but are there any other options?

I’m trying to wean my wife away from these parasitic subscriptions, but she is a graphic design and insists photoshop is the only thing that she can work on

The courts won’t enforce this right, because of freedom of speech, right?

To quote my mother “You’re such a… sensible… person”

The boom will come… unfortunately it won’t be a growth explosion, rather an implosion

I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:

• can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
• has never done a nazi salute
• is loved by partner and child

To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

Test
Test
Test

England is in the midst of the Hundred Years war with France and considering I’m ~193cm and the average height of a man in England in the 14th century is about 171cm… looks like in getting my arse drafted and shipped off to France, to act as some kind of intimidating presence. That is until I have to swing a sword, which my body, that’s used to sitting in an office looking over excel spreadsheets, absolutely can’t do, so I get bum rushed/hit in the face with an arrow and die.

That’s the most likely scenario.

Worst case scenario, considering I don’t speak middle English or Latin, I’m treated as an enemy and locked up in a dungeon somewhere.

I don’t think there is realistically a best case scenario

Touché

Ummm not to nitpick, but that’s only 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments

So not a truely European replacement for Amazon.

Bol was great while I lived in NL, but now I’ve left, I’m struggling to find a good replacement

I just scrolled Facebook, and out of the 44 posts I came across 10 were from friends or pages I had liked. The rest was sponsored slop, or “you should follow this person” type posts.

No wonder the social interaction is down, when less than a quarter of posts I come across are from the reason to have Facebook.

I’m not friends with corporations, so don’t push me their shit.

Prime Facebook was 2007 - 2011/12. When they started algorithm-ing friends posts, that heralded the end. I don’t care that I haven’t interacted with friend XYZ for a long while, I’m still interested in seeing their stuff equally as much as friend ABC who I interact with daily

I thought Bol only serviced Belgium and Netherlands?

Deep fake Musk saying that he retracts and drops the suing case, and play it in court.

But make it obviously fake, maybe include his children in it showing love and affection towards him, or something equally far fetched, like him beating a tutorial boss