Nothing prepared me for this when I moved from the US to NLD. My first year I was so shocked. One Sunny Bergman documentary later (Zwart Als Roet) and I was vindicated. Nuts that it still goes on. Ongeloofelijk (unbelievable)!

I remember my first acid trip, too, Smee. But wait, there’s more sticking in my eye bottles to the ground. Piss!

Who does your hair? Battle toad amirite over there, Pompy Poodles!

Me here reminiscing about doing the BSEL voltage mod to squeeze an extra free 512MHz out of the Intel Pentium M chip in my Dell Inspiron 6000 laptop… I was once a wizard. I’m talking about overclocking a laptop, for the non-wizards.