I would say this guy this is dumber than a bag of hammers but that would be an insult to the bag of hammers.

My first was Slackware in the 90s after a friend introduced it to me. He set up a system to use it as a proxy for our network at home to use but would frequently redoing that system so we didn’t have internet for sometimes days. It wasn’t a good time. Took years to use Linux again.