In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Amazon is absolutely livid about this. They felt those packages should’ve been shipped by them so that they could cut 20,000 jobs. It’s unfair! /s

So in my experience, and I admit my data pool isn’t very large, autistic people are more likely to believe a friend stretching the truth, but almost never fall for ridiculous lies or outright propaganda. Put that thought in your brain for a second, and you can see why I think they’re really making a list.