This is my thought. If we’re living in some dreamscape, why is physics so ruthlessly inflexible?

Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

These words are all very pretty but let me ask you this: do you have kids?

While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

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