There ain’t nothing to live for in this life. Enjoy your delicious poison before you go I say.

Think of the weight loss bro better than any diet

I always yell fbi when I’m robbing places that used to mean federal warrant. No idea what that shit means these days the fbi is a clown show. I’ll probably just switch to yelling robbery in the future.

Just tape the login to each station monitor.

Login: station1 Password: 123

Login: station2 Password: 123

Nobody sharing a password is crazy they should all share the same password. Either way this whole operation sounds insane. Good luck bro

If we are being fair that’s basically everyone on the planet but with a lot less influence over others lives

Can you like maybe don’t??

Not the UK not a lawyer. Just post it on Facebook for free, be gone in under an hour

Just round up the nearest magats who are on welfare to replace this guy’s lost labor. Pretty easy they like rounding up people anyway.

There’s no mystery she was taken from a Nigerian orphanage where she was either legit abandoned or sold to the or orphanage and trafficked to the UK for money by this couple. They solved the case pretty well and laid it out in the article.

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All the women pictured here are wearing black in the strictest sense of the color what in the fuck are you even rambling about

No shit they don’t want 5 people slamming out drinks at once. If even if one person says fuck the line and doesn’t get a free refill they won.

Only a might try? Bro can’t even let himself imagine me flavors.

If being confused by toilet brushes that are sold all over the world is fun then you might legit be stupid. Rip.

Why the fuck would I touch the table with my fingertips? Am I some kind of sicko in this scenario? Do you think people sit down and just scrape their fingertips across the table like some cult ritual before they eat.

Ok cool I’ll make sure the 16 year old girl doing her first job ever knows all about food safety laws. Restaurant operators are so famous for following food safety laws. Thanks for the big tip my guy.

Now that sounds like a winner to me. I will be on the lookout

Looks super cool wish there was a version with more storage. 256/512gb is on the low side for end of the world

I’m not trying to touch a poorly laminated menu with the last guys spilled salsa on it that’s been wiped “clean” by the hostess with a rag in some bucket of water that’s been sitting there for god knows how long. Minutes before I touch my food.

She’s ugly inside and out