Would.

People named Otto:

Hell yeah ‘83 vintage. Best year.

Also probably got a million hidden recording devices. Lol, that idiot is gonna get hisself blackmailed by everyone. Russia and UAE can take turns pulling the strings!

Also, “Be about a spoon’s worth in everyone’s brain”

Everyone thought he was dishing out sage martial arts wisdom that they didn’t quite understand, but Bruce Lee was constantly trying to discuss the looming threat of microplastics. Truly ahead of his time.

Aw man, the $1300 4-wheeler/truck linked to in that article is something I’d definitely buy if buying Chinese EV stuff wasn’t an economic/political disaster right now. https://electrek.co/2023/03/11/weird-alibaba-funky-chinese-electric-atv-is-half-pickup-truck/

A bag of cool ranch Doritos.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

And sell it to me, a dumb American

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