I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

makes awful whirring noise

I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

just disappearing and leaving the American people she claimed she wanted to lead high and dry,

We’re literally talking about a national election where she offered her leadership and America said “No.” lol who sticks around after that?

Vas is ze meaning of zis?!

He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

Car? Why not another truck?